It is not going to happen but two things would tend to entice me to put Surgeon over a bitch: (1) obviously he is fast, very fast but most importantly, (2) I could get my wife interested by assigning her the task of coming up with the racing names. She watches or has watched in the past, most of the medical/hospital shows on TV e.g. All Saints, Grey's Anatomy, House, Medical Emergency, Surgery Saved My Life, ER, General Hospital, Ben Casey, Dr Kildare, MASH etc etc etc. I don't watch them so I don't know the characters and different types of operations but there must be lots of topical names etc that would offer greyhound naming opportunities. I shouldn't pick on her as she was very good 20 years or so ago when she bottle fed those 7 African Zulu pups (caesarian birth). It was unfortunate they couldn't "run out of sight on a dark night". Hey, hold on I have just had a "brain wave". I reckon that Jason Thompson would be only too pleased to put "Hanify's Impact" to "Surgeon". What about a dog called DOCTOR HANIF.